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Installing Husband

One of the funniest mail I ever recieved......
INSTALLING HUSBAND! 

A woman writes to the IT Technical support.....

Dear Tech Support ,

Last year I upgraded fromBoyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly underBoyfriend 5.0. 

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 , and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.
 
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,
_______ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _______
 
 
REPLY 
 
DEAR Madam ,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command:ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5... 

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1. 
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. 

Whatever you do, DO NOT in any circumstances installMother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall theBoyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. 

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7. 

Good Luck Madam !!

     

Comments

  1. AnonymousJanuary 28, 2011 at 8:32 PM

    Hilarious! Creative and fun to read!

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  2. TwinkleFebruary 3, 2011 at 2:20 AM

    Wow..... Its interesting and more importantly, easy and structured to understand....

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  3. obat jerawatJune 30, 2012 at 2:11 AM

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